Sekalipun Hati Bentak Berdarah, You are Still a Twat

I dont need a bomoh to be happy, but I know you need a surgeon to move your brain and put it right where it belongs...your anus

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I dont need a bomoh to have someone as my other half, but I know you need a bridge somewhere for you to perform the ritual of "mandi-bawah-jambatan-kasik-buang-itu-siyal"

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I dont need my father to tell me how to behave myself, but I know you need any random human being to tell you "jangan la bingak sgt"

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I dont need NO ONE to tell me how fat I am, but I KNOW even with your skinny figure you will still stay as a twat

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Wanna know why?

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Cz dudes love meat!