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Faiz: "Dot, how to spell kerbau in english?"

Dodot: [so into her homework..ignoring the question]

Faiz: "wei, how to spell kerbau in english?"

Dodot: [annoyed] "Ish, C.O.W"

Faiz: "itu lembu la..i want kerbau."

Dodot: [ignoring Faiz..focusing on her homework. Owh, she was doing her math]

Faiz: "Acha..cmner nak eja kerbau in english?"

Dodot: [still ignoring]

Faiz: "kerbau is buffalo...how to spell it in english?"

Dodot: [furious].. "it's F.A.I.Z.U.R.A...buffalo!!"

Faiz: .......

When the Clan Speaks..

The clan was having the usual dinner where suddenly Ismail Yoba Yoba, the head of the tribe spoke, "when shall this clan be expecting a new tribe member?" All eyes were at Faiz Mulu Mulu.
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Faiz Mulu Mulu wanted to say; "My apology sire, but I am gay" but she was afraid of the consequences:
A. Ismail Yoba Yoba will condemn her to hell [effect petir]
B. She will for sure be receiving the honorable flying pan from Noriza Moo Moo
C. The whole clan will chant the mantra of "kill kill die die"
D. All of the above.
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Clash of the Egos!

Crabstick: It's the ego talking la Faiz



Faiz: Well, didnt I tell you earlier that my ego is as huge as my ass

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p/s: Crabstick dear, si ketam will not be there for a long time. Hence, flaunt your "sticks" and grab her!! [that doesnt make any sense but you know]

Coffee can Kill..owh yeah~

-Where is life when you need it the most?-

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~~~~~SIGHHHHHHHH~~~~~

[the biggest sigh ever sighed]

Aku vs Sepatu Tinggi

Iju's wedding is just around the mamak corner. Let's do the checklist shall we:
Baju pengapit: checked!,
Tudung: Not a probie,
Perfume:checked!,
Make up [urggh]:checked!,
heels:matilah!
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I asked Iju one day whether would it be ok if I just have my black boots on. Her response, "Matilah Faiz!"...ok ok, get it...
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I was doing some heels huntings last few weeks and the result was amazing~~~~~~~~ly stoopid. I fell each time.
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Let's see what happened last time when I put on those maderfaker heels:
1. Jatuh meniarap depan lif fakulti undang-undang Ahmad Ibrahim. *Imagine the lift was so packed of people and there you are, lying down gracefully*

2. Tersungkur kt majlis orang kawen *betul2 depan mamat2 katering tgh basuh pinggan mangkuk*

3. Jalan mcm mak nyah beranu besar *it is very hard to walk in those heels*

4. Ect...haha
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Let's face it people..I am a black belt holder in Tae-Kwon-Do, I get kicked and punched at, I broke my finger during a sparring session, I broke a wood block in half using my fist...and I cant even wear proper shoes for a wedding *to make things worse, I am one of the bloody pengapit*
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*BIG SIGH IS COMING*
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credit to Lalalingerie.com for the picture

It's Bloody 8 am and I'm still awake.

Dear blog,

Pardon me for not coming here more often. I am a busy bloke [with a vagina] and my life sucks at the moment.
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Why? Owh, havent u heard? I have developed a new skill now; I dont longer sleep. Tadaaa! [clap clap]
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I just spoke to a friend [he's most probably snoring like a cow rite now..demm], and he told me, "when u believe in something, u can achieve it"..
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That was inspirational, especially when it came out from someone who is younger than you. Funny thing about life is that, you can never be too old or too young to give advises. Where most juniors call me 'Kak Faiz', he calls me by my name. When most juniors tend to treat you differently because of the age barrier, he says 'Fuck you' to your face. Hahaha..well, at least he is being true to himself and to everyone around him.
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Haish...bile la bole tido ni...

I am Not Mad, I am just F.R.U.S.T?

When I am talking to someone, it doesnt mean that I'm flirting
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When I am laughing to someone's jokes, it doesnt mean that I'm in love
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When I am close to someone, it doesnt mean that I'm being serious
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When I am comfortable with someone's presence, it doesnt mean that I'm ready
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When I talk to someone, it is me in a conversation
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When I laugh, it is me enjoying the humor
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When I'm close to someone, it is me being a companion
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When I feel comfortable, it is me being a FRIEND.
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Hence, STOP all the fiasco. I am not impressed.

FYI, I am single and NOT LOOKING.

Moments with Enche Ismail

Faiz: Ayah, i'm thinking of getting myself new sneakers. what say u? *wink wink*

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Ayah: As long as u dont take my money, i'm cool with that...

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Faiz: [hampa]