Thursday, April 15, 2010

Bapok Betul!!

Situasi 1: Membelek2 tudung. Intention murni, mahu belikan utk Hajah Noriza

Mangsa: Kak, tudung ni berape ek harga?

Jubo A: RM49 *muke dh abes kekwat*

Mangsa: Mak aii, mahal nyer kak. Kurang sket tk bole? RM45 ke?

Jubo A: Aii dik, handphone sampai 2, beg cantik, ckp kt phone td speaking, jeans nmpk mahal. Mesti org kaya. Tkkn mintak kurang kotttttt? *buat muka babi*

Mangsa: Laa kak, kalau saya kaya, saya tk beli tudung saya beli akak pastu anta balik indon.

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Situasi 2: Lawyer buat keje secretary ke? *Di Office.*

Mangsa: *******, mcm mane nk buat ni? I tk reti laa

Jubo B: Ape la you ni faiz, bende simple mcm ni pun you tk tau buat. Kate ade degree in law. I secretary pun I tau buat tauuuuu *juih bibir*

Mangsa: Uiiihhh, I kalau PANDAI, I tk jadi lawyer. I jadi secretary...

Jubo B: *annoyed*

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